I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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