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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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