You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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