i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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