Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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