Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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