He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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