idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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