I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Enjoy the penises
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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