Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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