her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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