I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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