Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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