I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
