Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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