She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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