He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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