My liver just broke up with me...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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