it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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