TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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