I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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