That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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