I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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