READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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