but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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