Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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