Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Pooping to opera.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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