Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
not ubering you a puppy
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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