We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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