Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
