Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
