No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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