i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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