so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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