Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize