What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Shame is for Republicans.
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