i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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