he wants to bone in the snuggie
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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