about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
