Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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