no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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