At least make sure they are 18
Why
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Randomize
