If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
one might say we're banned from that church
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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