i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
