we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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