Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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