bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think your dad took our porno
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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