we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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