I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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