every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
only you would photoshop your dick
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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