ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
why is half of my head shaved?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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