I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He has the fingertips of a God
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