The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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