And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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