it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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